Quote of the weekend
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Tiffany:
Stop shitting on my Christmas!
Tape?
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Tiffany:
Have you seen any tape?
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Me:
What kind of tape?
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Tiffany:
Any kind.
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Me:
What kind of tape?
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Tiffany:
ANY.
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Me:
I have medical tape in my drawer.
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Tiffany:
No, I don't want medical tape.
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Me:
Then what kind of tape do you want?
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Tiffany:
Any kind of tape. Except medical.
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Me:
We have masking tape, but it's in the tool box.
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Tiffany:
I don't want masking tape.
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Me:
....
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Tiffany:
And don't say duct tape, because I know that's where you're going.
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Me:
Then what kind of tape do you want?
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Tiffany:
I want clear tape!
Adventures of Tiffany and Gavin
